obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is:  ”I have died every day waiting for you”

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is:  ”I have died every day waiting for you”

mlsandry:

we are like young sharknados

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants