darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

the-barghinator:

Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.

the-barghinator:

Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

mybeautifulbeautifulponds:

this is it. this the post that made me watch this damn musical

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

Bates Motel cast auditions[.]