hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

drinkingsomewine:

Little baby

lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

what are u up to u hot bitch
me texting a boy (via theyellowbrickroad)
tittled:

You have 24 hours to reblog my selfie or donate $100 to my bank account. Good luck

tittled:

You have 24 hours to reblog my selfie or donate $100 to my bank account. Good luck